Cosmicentities.com is the owner of multiple news satire websites and political satire web publications, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways.
All news articles by the child sites of Cosmic Entities, LLC are fictional, and are classified as fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to truly famous persons, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.
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Merchandising
Cosmic Entities, LLC owns a science-fiction themed ecommerce website based on the sister fictional satire websites.
High-quality standards are expected from all approved sellers per our Vendor Policy. We hope all enjoy the immersive fictional experience we have worked so hard to create with our aforementioned partners. Here at Cosmic Entities, LLC, we donate 10% of all proceeds to charity to assist in the saving of our world that we are so lucky to share with each other and all life.
There are some descriptions for certain merchandise, i.e. costumes and accessories, that are actually part of the fictional story, to be considered collector’s items. These stories are intended to infuse meaning and entertainment into the buying experience.
We ask sellers to disclose actual materials used so that sellers may make an informed decision. This may manifest for some sellers as having two separate descriptions, one for the actual materials made and one for the story line. If you need more information on the item you are purchasing, you are encouraged to ask questions first.
Each seller’s Shipping and Return Policy is different. Please make sure you read these policies prior to purchasing.
Cosmicentities.com and all of it's publications are intended for a mature, sophisticated and discerning audience.